Adam Freeland Rejects Raving Bush Girls

Outspoken British breaks star Adam Freeland found himself performing for
George W's notoriously fun-loving daughters Jenna and Barb at a US rave just before the election and told Skrufff he was horrified when he realised who they were.

"I was in Chicago playing a We Want Your Vote gig last Thursday night and the promoter had told me that the Bush daughters might be there and I'd been like 'yeah, whatever', said Adam.

"Then about an hour into my set I dropped 'We Want Your Soul', the vibe picked up and a few new heads came onto the floor from the adjacent VIP room, including one pissed up (drunk-slang Ed) girl who was jumping around, pulling hard on a fag (cigarette), who was obviously a party girl," he recalled.

"Then I saw her face and I got this weird deep sickly churning in my stomach; she looked exactly like George W and I realised 'fuck', it is her; George W's daughter going nuts to We Want Your Soul, miming the words," said Adam.

"I felt like I'd seen the antichrist (not that I'm a Christian) but it was fucking odd and strange and her sister was there with her too, though she wasn't afflicted with looking like him," he continued. "If Bush dressed up as a girl, he'd be his daughter. Poor fucking girl."

"I thought maybe I should go find her chat her up or something (it didn't look like it'd be that tough), try to get her into bed just so I could infiltrate her mind, infiltrate her family, change the world, or even just tell my mates I'd shagged a Bush," Adam added.

"But I didn't," he laughed.